thank you, myspace:

“If you’ve read my profile you know that I have a thing for seeing beautiful, dominant women like you puffing seductively on a cigar or cigarette, especially while topless. If you are into dominating weak men like me, I would love to do this scene with you in a private modeling session for which I would offer a $500 tribute for the hour. Note that this is for modeling, and there’s no contact or any other illegal activity involved, and this would be very discreet.”